Well aren't you a special little shit!
My day was not quite so successful. I got up feeling queasy, ate too many slices of toast for breakfast...got into work dealing with a past London drama, did way too much data entry my eyes went numb...ate some junk lunch, went ape nuts on the hubby who hadn't filled out his portion of our Google Doc....had a meeting-it ran late- had to catch a later commuter rail...felt unaccomplished, made up for it with extra serving of spaghetti...decided I needed a desert anyway, and oh yea-----had a special little shit epiphany!
M: "Oh my gosh guys, I have a great idea," stuffing ice-cream down throat. "We should make a wager."
K: "Wager? What kind of wager?"
M: "We should all weigh ourselves, like right now, write it down..and then, in a month- whoever has lost the most weight wins something."
I catch my father-in-law's attention.
F: "What is it we win for this?"
M: "Whatever we want...whatever we can get, something we can get but that we really want."
F: "Ok, this is plane ticket"
K: "Sure, sure...plane ticket."
M: "Yea, ok, whatever you can get- you can get and you win." (My logic is retarded)
We all proceed to weigh ourselves...
F: "Ok, this is easy."
K: "Yea, sure easy....you will see..."
Here we watch him grab a few candies to hide around the room.
So are you with me???